Saturday, January 28, 2012

Saturday, January 14, 2012

Revenge Of The Parking Meter

Park Anywhere You Like

Go on, go on pass me by;
park anywhere you'd like to try.
Save a quarter, save a dime,
make excuses-- you're short on time.
But you'll find out on down the road
and cry you will, when your car is towed.

Hey Meter Head, Are You A Liscensed Panhandler?

Parking Panhandlers

Park where you want to,
park where you don't;
park in the park,
then get out and walk.
Park on the sidewalk
I don't really care
but if you park here
best have change to spare.

This parking meter pontification was made possible by Green Eggs and Ham, breakfast of panhandling poets.

Friday, January 13, 2012

Parking Meters To Strike G-8 Summit

This just in: A PMN (Parking Meter News) exclusive, parking meters in Chicago, Illinois are announcing plans to take over this year's G-8 Summit of Industrialized Nations. Here's what one meter had to say.

Just Say NATO

They're coming here from everywhere
and we're sure you think it's great
but we think it's time we got our share
of profits from G-8

We now return you to your regularily scheduled programming.